Drunken noodles (pad kee mao)
Thai street food, said to be best with an ice-cold beer. The cooking takes about six minutes: garlic and chilli, onion, chicken, then the noodles and sauce, and the basil goes in off the heat. For a milder, sesame-and-ginger plate, see garlic–ginger chicken noodles.

Mise en place — set out in the order it goes in
Noodlesprepared per the packet, drainedStep 6
Sauce- oyster
- light soy
- dark soy
- sugar
- water
Garlic + chilliminced · deseeded, very finely choppedStep 3
OnionslicedStep 4
Chickenbite-size piecesStep 5
Green onions + basil3 cm pieces · a cup of leavesStep 6
Prep order — what happens when, and what overlaps
minutes
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Chop garlic, chilli, onion, chicken 8 min
Noodles per packet 10 min
Mix sauce 1 min
Garlic + chilli 10 s 30 s
Onion 1 min
Chicken + fish sauce 2 min
Green onion, noodles, sauce 1 min
Heat off: basil, serve 1 min
BoardHands-offBowl / counterPan / stove
Everything has to be chopped and next to the stove before the oil goes in — the cooking is about six minutes on high heat.
Step by step

1Noodles
per packetFor this step
- Dried wide rice noodles200 g (7 oz)
- Prepare the noodles per the packet directions and drain.
- RecipeTin uses ones labelled “Pad Thai” rice noodles; thinner ones work if you can’t find wide.

Deseed the chillies, then chop them very finely. 
Cut the chicken into bite-size pieces. 2Prep and mix the sauce
~8 min- Mince the garlic; deseed and very finely chop the chillies.
- Slice the onion; cut the chicken into bite-size pieces and the green onions into 3 cm lengths.
- Mix the sauce in a small bowl:
- oyster sauce 3 tbsp
- light soy sauce 1½ tbsp
- dark soy sauce 1½ tbsp
- sugar 2 tsp
- water 1 tbsp

Should look like this 
Garlic and chilli into the hot oil — 10 seconds. 3Garlic and chilli
high10 sFor this step
- Oil (peanut, vegetable or canola)2 tbsp
- Garlic3 large cloves
- Bird’s eye or Thai chillies2
- Heat the oil in a wok over high heat.
- Add the garlic and chilli and cook for 10 seconds — don’t lean over the pan, the chilli fumes make you cough.

Should look like this 
4Onion
high1 minFor this step
- Onion½
Add the onion and cook for 1 minute.

Chicken and fish sauce in; stir-fry about 2 minutes. 5Chicken and fish sauce
high~2 minFor this step
- Chicken thigh (or breast)200 g (7 oz)
- Fish sauce (or soy sauce)2 tsp
Add the chicken and fish sauce and stir-fry until the chicken is cooked, about 2 minutes.

Should look like this 
Green onion, noodles and sauce — toss until the sauce coats every noodle. 
Lift and toss for about a minute until glossy brown. 6Noodles and sauce
high~1 minFor this step
- Green onions2
- Add the green onion, noodles and sauce.
- Toss for about 1 minute, until the sauce reduces and coats the noodles.

Should look like this 
Off the heat, basil in, toss until just wilted. 7Off the heat: basil
heat off~30 sFor this step
- Thai basil or holy basil leaves1 cup
- Take the wok off the heat and immediately add the basil.
- Toss until it’s just wilted and serve straight away.

Should look like this